| Your Porn Star Name is: Sweetest Sin |
Saturday, July 30, 2005
MAriA JOhaNnA MiCheLLe JAsSen Padilla Basa's Aliases |
Your movie star name: Vanilla Ice Cream With Creamer Arturo |
Your fashion designer name is MAriA JOhaNnA MiCheLLe JAsSen Paris |
Your socialite name is Bak Bak Ibiza |
Your fly girl / guy name is M Bas |
Your detective name is Dog University Of Santo Tomas Pay High School |
Your barfly name is Vanilla Ice Cream With Creamer Strawberry Daiquiri |
Your soap opera name is Padilla Labo |
Your rock star name is Hed Kandi Racing Cars |
Your star wars name is MArjoi Basnei |
Your punk rock band name is The Confused Putty |
You Know You're Addicted to Smoking When... |
You put scotch tape on a broken one. You only smoke half of the cigarette so you can start on the next one sooner. A big white truck with the picture of a camel rolls up to your house twice a week with your supply of smokes. You are considering changing your name to Malboro. You smoke in the shower. You've convinced yourself that second-hand smoke is not harmful if you inhale really really deeply. Your children are named: Winston, Philip Morris and Misty. R.J. Reynolds sends you a Christmas card. You're waiting for the last few pews to become a designated smoking area before you'll go back to church. People invite you outside to admire the stars, and it's daytime. Every time you light up a cigarette your family stops, drops and rolls. Your family's Christmas wish list consists of gas masks, fire extinguishers and air fresheners. You have an environmental awareness group protesting on your lawn. Your family goes to Los Angeles for fresh air. Your friends have named their secondhand smoke related coughs after me. Your cat has taken to wearing "The Patch" Your family uses fog horns to navigate around you. Just watching the 400 metre race during the Olympics makes you tired. The local iron lung dealer sends you their product brochures. Phillip Morris sends you their annual report and thanks you for your help. You recently read somewhere that your former cigarette manufacturer went out of business shortly after you switched to a new brand. Your doctor [excitedly] asks for your permission to use your lung x-rays at his next "Quit Smoking" seminar. You take baths because the shower puts 'em out Your nickname at work is "Breakroom." You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Smoking. |
You Know You're Addicted to Harry Potter When... |
You make a wand and try to use it. You call your least favorite teacher Snape. You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore. You wear robes to school or work. You make "floo powder", get in the fire, and try to go to your friends' house. You have read all the books more than four times. You've been bookstore at midnight to get the latest Harry Potter book before all your friends. ... And then you stayed up all night wearing it. You've worn a Harry Potter costume in public. You have a crush on one of the Harry Potter characters. You've gotten at least one of your friends addicted to Harry Potter. You actually caught the "Wand Order" mistake before you heard/read about it. You are upset at the New York Times for creating a seperate childrens best seller list because of the Harry Potter books. Using clues in the book, you have attempted to find the exact geographical location of Hogwarts. You have constructed a timeline of events in the Harry Potter books. You have attempted to figure out the exact ages of all the Weasley children? You have spent time contemplating which main characters will die by the time the series is over. You've been to see all the Harry Potter movies on opening night. (Bonus points for standing in line in costume!) You've read Harry Potter fanfic. You've written Harry Potter fanfic. You run a Harry Potter fansite. You visit The Leaky Cauldron daily. You've met other Harry Potter fans from online in real life. You've participated in a Harry Potter RPG. You've dreamed about Harry Potter. You have a Harry Potter poster on your wall. Each Halloween, there's no question what you'll dress up as...! You've spent time doing a timeline to see if you would have been old enough to date a certain character when you were in high school. You've vacationed to London, simply to search for the Leaky Cauldron. You own a black lab named Sirius Black. You've knitted a Weasley sweater or Harry Potter scarf. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Harry Potter. |
| MARIAJOHANNAMICHELLEJASSEN | ||
|---|---|---|
| M | is for | Magical |
| A | is for | Alert |
| R | is for | Radical |
| I | is for | Innocent |
| A | is for | Articulate |
| J | is for | Joyous |
| O | is for | Optimistic |
| H | is for | Honorable |
| A | is for | Athletic |
| N | is for | Nice |
| N | is for | Naive |
| A | is for | Altruistic |
| M | is for | Musical |
| I | is for | Influential |
| C | is for | Conservative |
| H | is for | Honest |
| E | is for | Earnest |
| L | is for | Likeable |
| L | is for | Lucky |
| E | is for | Explosive |
| J | is for | Joyful |
| A | is for | Arty |
| S | is for | Sappy |
| S | is for | Sensitive |
| E | is for | Extreme |
| N | is for | Neglected |
You Are 30 Years Old |
30 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
Your Birthdate: October 22 |
While sometimes employing unorthodox approaches, you are capable of handling large scale undertakings. You assume great responsibility and work long and hard toward completion. Often, especially in the early part of life, there is rigidity or stubbornness, and a tendency to repress feelings. Idealistic, you work for the greater good with a good deal of inner strength and charisma. An extremely capable organizer, but likely to paint with broad strokes rather than detail. You are very aware and intuitive. You are subject to a good deal of nervous tension. |
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